What I WANTED was rough sex with limber teenagers.
What I GOT was piping hot garlic butter in the cock.
God hates me. Well i got NEWS for you, you omnipotent SLAG, I HATE YOU MORE.
And since you're omnipotent, that 'la la la I'm not listening' shit won't work on ME.
I'm off for several wanks. During some of them, I'm almost surely thinking of YO MOMMA. On a pulley. Up. and down. Up. and down. On my garlic coated cock.
Sleeeep now.